Obsessive stalkers.

garinda

garinda

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(Please not this is in Anything Goes.):D

On the whole men my own age like me.

Women like me. Those that have danced with me, love me.

Small children, and little animals, come snuffling up to me.

Most people from Accy Web that have met me, like me, and have enjoyed a pint/brew/laugh etc.

But what is the problem that some older men have with me?

For some it appears to be bordering on the obsessive.

Commenting on how tall I look in the Gallery. Fantasising that they'd like to spend half an hour with me dressed as soliders.

Frankly I feel hunted, but most of all I feel sorry for the poor wives.

Surely all this time pursuing me, and me seeming to be in their every wakened thought, is time they should be spending with their nearest and dearest?

It's never going to happen anyway.

Way out of your league.

Pay attention to your wives...and leave me alone.
 
WillowTheWhisp said:
OOOer, have you got a fan club?
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I think Romps started a thread a couple of years ago along those lines, called G.O.B.'s (Garinda Obsessed Babes).


The latest one is certainly Garinda Obsessed, but I don't think qualifies on the babe bit.:D
 
WillowTheWhisp said:
:D I don't feel quite so concerned about mine now I know you've got one.
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You have one too?

I don't feel as special anymore.:p

Perhaps unknown to myself, I've become a 'bobber in', and that's what is maybe attracting them, like flowers bob about to attract a bee.:D
 
I think we pretty know who you are talking about G and I think it's all just gone too far.... so just stop will you :D it's creeping me out:eek: and that is not aimed at you rindy :rolleyes:
 
harwood red said:
I think we pretty know who you are talking about G and I think it's all just gone too far.... so just stop will you :D it's creeping me out:eek: and that is not aimed at you rindy :rolleyes:
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I've tried. Stalker's on ignore, but you still get the jest from people's replies or quotes.:mad:

I saw you stand up and air your views the other day. Thanks.:)
 
garinda said:
I've tried. Stalker's on ignore, but you still get the jest from people's replies or quotes.:mad:

I saw you stand up and air your views the other day. Thanks.:)
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stand??? Have you ever seen me try to type whilst standing?? :D I was firmly sat on my fat a*** :p
 
garinda said:
(Please not this is in Anything Goes.):D


Most people from Accy Web that have met me, like me, and have enjoyed a pint/brew/laugh etc.

But what is the problem that some older men have with me?
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cos were old n wrinkled n yer not u snotgobbling git.:p
 
garinda said:
Perhaps unknown to myself, I've become a 'bobber in', and that's what is maybe attracting them, like flowers bob about to attract a bee.:D
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Oi! That's my claim to fame. I'm the bobber-inner. I'm also the stoker-upper.:D You can be the snotgobbler if you like - it sounds disgusting :eek::D
 
stalkers beware we know who you are !!! ive had one for a couple of years now.
 
I really let mine get to me last week - got very upset about some nasty stuff but over the weekend a few RL events got this idiot into perspective for me.

I have to have a laugh about it somewhere though or I'd probably go mad. :D Whaddya mean I already am?
 
Just in case people think I'm a paranoid dillusionist, most of the posts referring to myself have been deleted, and not at my request I might add.

I'd be quite happy for some people to show how silly and petty they can be.:D
 
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