Pythons

[pendy]

I KNEW IT! - now Hyndburn are going to have to provide green bags for pythons to go with all the other multi-coloured ones for everything else (do they have purple ones for unused Viagra?).

In the Daily Mail today - 12 foot python found in Foxhill Nature Reserve. Yes, Garinda, now you know - there are not fairies at the bottom of our garden, there are pythons (well, one python, at least), or there was, it is now being cared for but not in the community thank God.

 

[SPUGGIE J]

Cannot be much of a nature reserve left with that size of snake.

 

[grego]

It was certainly a big one, there's a picci of it in this weeks Observer, surely someone had reported it missing?

 

[WillowTheWhisp]

Somebody must know they've lost the thing - or even if someone they know has lost one.

 

[garinda]

I did see the story in the Observer, but didn't realise that it was at the bottom of the garden.

I knew life down here as gotten wilder since I moved, in but this is ridiculous.

I must remember to wear some pants under my dressing gown when l go out to feed the squirels. I don't want taking away in a green bag.

 

[staggeringman]

i am very sorry to all the people i have startled, i only went for a wee and this women grabbed at my ..............? and started to strangle it! so i spat at her and the next thing i know i am on accy web.hope you all are taking this the saME WAY AS ME.............LOL....

 

[Tinkerbelle]

i am very sorry to all the people i have startled, i only went for a wee and this women grabbed at my ..............?

That women would be me and without my magnifying glsss how the hell was I supposed to know and that python was actually a VERY small earth worm

 

[staggeringman]

sorry tinks put your glasses back on sweetheart!the thing that they found of mine was 12ft, you couldnt make it out when you where reading it?please dont start thro.....b.....ing and it doesnt mean up ..........lol? the balls are in you....garindas court?

 

[shiny gem]

you know id always heard that men confused feet with millimetres...didnt believe it till now though...

 

[staggeringman]

shiney dont start!

 

[staggeringman]

you know id always heard that men confused feet with millimetres...didnt believe it till now though...

you have had it ! how did you know it was m.m?

 

[shiny gem]

you have had it ! how did you know it was m.m?

rindy told me!!!!!!

 

[garinda]

i am very sorry to all the people i have startled, i only went for a wee and this women grabbed at my ..............? and started to strangle it! so i spat at her and the next thing i know i am on accy web.hope you all are taking this the saME WAY AS ME.............LOL....

What this week's special ale? Python venom?

 

[staggeringman]

gary heard that someone was having it?

 

[staggeringman]

it is beautifull gary! and the name might appeal? its called cloak and dagger! hows that?

 

[garinda]

Oh how Pendy will laugh when she logs on on Monday, and sees her wildlife thread turned into a beer and winky chat thread.

 

[staggeringman]

didnt know winky was called garinda?(gary)

 

[Mik Dickinson]

Ya have to brag about it then its a bad thing.Normally it gets around verbally if its any good.