Robot cleaner

I enjoy the company of my cleaner twice a week, I get a bit of friendly chat to break the boredom of living alone. I don't suppose the robot would wipe off the top of the fridge freezer or kitchen cupboard nor would it empty the fridge and mop it out once a month.
Other jobs she does is to vacuum the curtains, make my bed and clean the lamp shades.
Plenty of other jobs the robot can't do.

The robot looks like a handy device though but I will stick with the old fashioned method.
Oh, I nearly forgot, the cleaner and her hubby brought me a birthday card and bottle of wine for my birthday (tomorrow folks), you won't get that from your robot.
 
Gordon Booth said:
Not really. The seat and lid weigh twice as much as the lid alone so you're asking him for twice as much effort.
If he lifts the seat and lid and leaves them up he's done as much work as she does lifting and lowering the lid alone.
Seems fair to me!

How did we get onto mens toilet habits?
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Margaret was explaining, but missed a bit out, that you should have the lid down when you flush to stop a fine mist of what you just left behind ending up in the air and you breathing it in.
 
Neil said:
Margaret was explaining, but missed a bit out, that you should have the lid down when you flush to stop a fine mist of what you just left behind ending up in the air and you breathing it in.
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It's your mist, what's wrong with breathing it in?

I always think women moaning about men standing up is a jealousy thing.
 
Yesterday my robot spoke to me:eek:

It had got trapped between the legs of a swivel chair.
It instructed me, in a female transatlantic accent, to relocate it.

If anyone still has shares in Ewbank, sell now :D
 
MargaretR said:
Yesterday my robot spoke to me:eek:

It had got trapped between the legs of a swivel chair.
It instructed me, in a female transatlantic accent, to relocate it.

If anyone still has shares in Ewbank, sell now :D
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You won't be saying that when you hear it say "Hasta la vista, baby" ;)
 
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