SILLY POSTS
- Thread starter Mick
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Anne where did you get your dodger? cos I would like a jammie wagon wheel. ;D
Happyone, I will probably be censored for saying this so I'm gonna go and hide after, but a gnat's chuff is a gnat's ringpiece, I mean, you surely couldn't get tighter than that could you? - Maybe HRH knows. [smiley=coffeecup.gif]
Happyone, I will probably be censored for saying this so I'm gonna go and hide after, but a gnat's chuff is a gnat's ringpiece, I mean, you surely couldn't get tighter than that could you? - Maybe HRH knows. [smiley=coffeecup.gif]
But Lettie, unless someone has access to precision surgical instruments or an industrial laser cutter, I doubt very much you'll EVER actually get a half jammy dodger cos they absolutely NEVER break cleanly. The biscuit material's far too brittle. The wagon wheel is a different story altogether, its two layered enclosed soft-biscuit constitution filled with a tasty alternative to cavity wall insulation wrapped in chocolate lends itself much more to accurate and accident free sectioning (an unintentionally ironic choice of phraseology in as far as I reckon that's exactly what maybe should happen to any one of the board members participating in this biscuit thread for the good of society). I include myself here before I get a load of abuse!
Can't believe I'm discussing biscuits. I need to get out more (if that's possible).
Can't believe I'm discussing biscuits. I need to get out more (if that's possible).
Goldenballz how dare you poke fun at my genuine offer to swap half my wagon wheel for half a dodger [smiley=jam1.gif] Sadly, I do have access to precision surgical instruments, ( they are called teeth) I can assure you that I do quite a good job of disecting dodgers, especially when they have been dunked in a brew. Unfortunately I have had less success with Jaffa Cakes. 
shhhhhhhhh anne i had it all sorted then and u spoiled it 