Spoonerisms.

[garinda]

spoon·er·ism (sp

n

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m)n. A transposition of sounds of two or more words, especially a ludicrous one, such as Let me sew you to your sheet for Let me show you to your seat.



Being a little bit tapped in the head, I often amuse myself by making silly spoonerisms, my favourites being the names of celebrities.

They sometimes don't work as well when written down, as they do when you say them outloud.

So if you'd like to share any you can think of, you can write them as they'd be said.

Here's a few of my favoutite celebrity spoonerist names....


Wicky Rittle.

Viana Dickers.

Dorville and Tean.

Ricky Mork.

Bait Cush.

Dasha Cyst-Elle.

Lonnie Bangford.

Lou Sawley.

Hebbie Derry.

Kill Blinton.

Anymore loonies have any to add?

 

[garinda]

Just thought of another, though this one's only a celebrity on Accy Web.

Lee Teeth.

 

[flashy]

tlashy fart

 

[flashy]

muttons bum

mash can

 

[garinda]

muttons bum

mash can

Oh, Mutton's bum....PMSL, genuinely!!!!!

Good one.

 

[garinda]

Hate Kecks.

 

[garinda]

Derna Bet.

(Only 'cause I saw you were reading the thread! x)

 

[garinda]

Another AW one.

Min Tunkey.

 

[garinda]

Marinda Gartin.

I think that one co-starred with Custer Beaton in an old silent movie.

 

[ossylass]

Gill Bates - Tike Mod - One Jane - Brussell Rand - Sperry Jinger - Boney Tennett - and my favourite - Booze n'soil

 

[garinda]

Gill Bates - Tike Mod - One Jane - Brussell Rand - Sperry Jinger - Boney Tennett - and my favourite - Booze n'soil

Love 'em, especially the last one.



Another, for anyone who watches BBC Saturday evening TV.

Me lead.

 

[MargaretR]

the classic - Burly Chassis
I always call her that nowadays.

 

[garinda]

the classic - Burly Chassis
I always call her that nowadays.

'The' classic.

Granny C can't even remember what her original name was.

 

[jaysay]

Just a wander what was the language used by, forgot his first name his surname was Unwyn , he used to talk gibberish , but was very funny

 

[jaysay]

Just a wander what was the language used by, forgot his first name his surname was Unwyn , he used to talk gibberish , but was very funny

It was Stanley Unwin
The World of Stanley Unwin

 

[garinda]

It was Stanley Unwin
The World of Stanley Unwin

Unwinese, though I always called it Toryrhetoric.

 

[jaysay]

Unwinese, though I always called it Toryrhetoric.

You missed your way you should have been a stand-up comic

 

[garinda]

You missed your way you should have been a stand-up comic

I prefer to do it sitting down, whilst tinkling on the piano.

 

[Retlaw]

Whats wrong with this one.
Retlaw.

The Story of Cinderella as it should be.

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.

Rindercella worked very hard - frubbing scloors,
emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day she was nucking fackered.

The sugly isters were right bugly astards.
One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was
called Betty Swollocks.
They were really forrible huckers,
and had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.

The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball,
but the cotton runts wouldn't let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang and her
gairy fodmother appeared.
Her name was Shairy Hithole, and she was a
light rucking fesbian.
She turned a pumpkin and six mite whice into a
hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys
who had buge hollocks and dig bicks.

The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back
by dimnight otherwise there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome
hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve.
"Miste all chucking frighty!" said Rindercella,
and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.

Next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's
door and the sugly isters let him in.
Suddenly Betty Swollocks lifted her leg and let off a
fig bart. "Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince.
"Blame that fugly ucker over there" said Mary Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted,
the prandsome hince tried the slass glipper on both the sugly
isters without success. Their feet stucking funk.

Betty Swollocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the
prandsome hince a nack in the kickers.
This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a
hig bard on.

He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The hince lived his
life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.

And they all lived happily ever after.