Spug has got his new works uniform today... the only snag is (and this is in his own words hes dictating it) for them to sit right he would have to hang them from his nipples - im piercing em when he comes down.... he says they are 6 inches too long ... anyone got miracle gro?
Its a pain having short legs...
Spug says anyone got a medieval rack where he can be stretched? He also says he's no padding for when hes on his bike.... His bum has shrunk he says its an anorexic backside (he said something else but i dont want to get banned) its all the exercise he gets cycling to and from work - all of 25 miles and on top of that his shopping trips ... i suggested botox or bum implants ...
This is going into the over 18s ....
Its a pain having short legs...
Spug says anyone got a medieval rack where he can be stretched? He also says he's no padding for when hes on his bike.... His bum has shrunk he says its an anorexic backside (he said something else but i dont want to get banned) its all the exercise he gets cycling to and from work - all of 25 miles and on top of that his shopping trips ... i suggested botox or bum implants ... This is going into the over 18s ....