technical / tropical advice ?

chav1

chav1

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ok heres the deal.

i have a tropical fish tank setup which my modest collection consists of one of those pink aquatic toads

i recently purchased one of those remote control submarines seen as i have a pretty large fish tank but have noticed that my tropical toad has taken a fancy to the submarine and has started to what appears to be humping the poor little submarine

how can i prevent this i have tried water based solutions on teh rear of the submarine hoping the little blighter will slip off but to no avail

surely this cant be doing the submarine any good :(
 
I dread to think what water based solutions you have been using. There are 2 ways to stop it humping the submarine.

1. Take the submarine out of the tank, obvious really
2. Feed the toad to someones cat.
 
Awww poor toad :D

Have you not had 'the' conversation with yet chav about what is appropriate and inappropriate sexual behaviour?

........ If you haven't, can I be there when you do ...... :rofl38:
 
Tinkerbelle said:
Awww poor toad :D

Have you not had 'the' conversation with yet chav about what is appropriate and inappropriate sexual behaviour?

........ If you haven't, can I be there when you do ...... :rofl38:
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pmsfl :rofl38: yee ........chav you dont seem to have much luck with fish tanks,just give up and bring the submarine to mine....there ya go, problem solved ;)
 
The time to worry is when the submarine goes down on your frog!:eek:
 
Never mind Chav,you'll make a fortune on the new breed of aquatic life when the babies are born:D
 
Have you tried to find out if they do a larger, human sized submarine?

It could be the answer to all your problems.:D
 
chav1 said:
you loosing your bloody voice would be the answer to a lot of my problems pmsl :D
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Wouldnt stop him chav - he can still use his fingers!!! Plus he'd get one of them voice synthesizer things - mind you we could turn it off then!! :D
 
chav1 said:
you loosing your bloody voice would be the answer to a lot of my problems pmsl :D
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I could always use my fingers to point, and do a mime to get the vital information over.

In fact I'm doing an action with two of my fingers now.:D
 
garinda said:
I could always use my fingers to point, and do a mime to get the vital information over.

In fact I'm doing an action with two of my fingers now.:D
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ime not sure where you had them stuck but that last whistle was rather stinky :confused:
 
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