Text talk for the elderly.

katex

katex

Resting in Peace
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OLD AGE TEXTING CODES:

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
 
Wonderful, I shall try to memorise them and use them in future.
WWWTA?
WHAT WHERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
 
PMSL - post menopausal silly lady

Me I guess!

LMFAO - lucid mind, for an oldie

Also me, I hope!
 
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DaveinGermany said:
Okay here's a clue, the first word -Thirteen ........... any the wiser now ? :D
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Thanks Dave will make a note and it will save me writing it in full, in fact why didn't you suggest it earier, just think of the time and energy you'd have saved me:D
 
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