Wise Sayings..?

chav1

chav1

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anyone got any wise words of wisdom,,

i will start the ball rolling..:)


dont argue with an idiot

he will bring you down to his level and beat you on experiece
 
My mum always said '' if you fall off that wall and break your leg don't come running to me''

WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!
 
rockrabbit said:
catch a weasel asleep pee in its ear

my old boss used to keep saying this to me still dont get what he meant
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LMAO nice to see you rabbit!!!! what an entrance
 
Never fight with a pig. You'll both end up covered in mud but the pig will enjoy it.



My Gran used to say that exact same thing about not running to her for sympathy if I fell off the wall and broke my leg!
 
If you can't remember what you were saying to finish the sentence..........

must have been a lie to start with
 
Don't teach your granny to suck eggs. A. To my certain knowledge my grandmother never expressed a desire to learn how to suck eggs. B. Since I do not know how to suck eggs, how can I be expected to tutor my grandmother in this skill, assuming that she had expressed the desire to aquire it, which, as I said above, she did not.
 
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Acrylic-bob said:
Don't teach your granny to suck eggs. A. To my certain knowledge my grandmother never expressed a derire to learn how to suck eggs. B. Since I do not know how to suck eggs, how can I be expected to tutor my grandmother in this skill, assuming that she had expressed the desire to aquire it, which, as I said above, she did not.
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This is true!!! where did that stupid saying come from anyway!!!
 
One of the things that my grandmother used to taunt me with when I was sulking - I sulked a lot as a child - was "Oooo, look at that lip. You could hang a jug on it!" The mental image of walking around with a blue and white striped jug hanging off my face always cheered me up and made me laugh. How do grandmothers always know the right thing to say?
 
Acrylic-bob said:
One of the things that my grandmother used to taunt me with when I was sulking - I sulked a lot as a child - was "Oooo, look at that lip. You could hang a jug on it!" The mental image of walking around with a blue and white striped jug hanging off my face always cheered me up and made me laugh. How do grandmothers always know the right thing to say?
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THAT'S TRUE!!!lmao my mum used to always say ''look at the lip, if a bus comes it will park on that lip''
The other one is ''if the wind changes your face will stick like that'' that used to terrify the living daylights out of me.
 
Another one of our Mum's sayings when we were sulking was "Put your bl**dy face straight"

:confused: She still has never told us how this is done ?
 
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what about "if the wind changes direction you're face will stay like that"?
thanks mum, look at me now.
 
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