you know your getting old when

emamum

emamum

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.................you are in a supermarket and the guy that serves you says....'are you emma?' 'you used to be my babysitter'

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:




anyone else have any?
 
Your Knees buckle........but your belt doesn't!

Your back goes out more than you do!

Your social calendar consists entirely of medical/dental/chiropody/physiotherapy appointments....and if it wasn't for these you'd have no social life at all.

You go to bed for an early night because you need the sleep.

You need a shopping trolley for your prescribed medicines.

You need your glasses to FIND your glasses!
 
Margaret Pilkington said:
Your Knees buckle........but your belt doesn't!

Your back goes out more than you do!

Your social calendar consists entirely of medical/dental/chiropody/physiotherapy appointments....and if it wasn't for these you'd have no social life at all.

You go to bed for an early night because you need the sleep.

You need a shopping trolley for your prescribed medicines.

You need your glasses to FIND your glasses!
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I score 4 out of six on that lot :p
 
emamum23 said:
.................you are in a supermarket and the guy that serves you says....'are you emma?' 'you used to be my babysitter'

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:




anyone else have any?
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I had the same in a nightclub, the little lad i used to babysit for came over and put his elbows on my shoulders, towering above me lol
 
I KNOW I'm getting old......I used to dash up the stairs two at a time.....now if I have to go upstairs I look to see if there is anything that needs to go up there.......and while I'm up there I look to see if there is anything that needs doing while i'm up there
 
No Royboy, you only scored 4 out of six and if the next lot were ones you couldn't attribute to yourself then your average would fall....letting you off the hook.
 
Margaret Pilkington said:
No Royboy, you only scored 4 out of six and if the next lot were ones you couldn't attribute to yourself then your average would fall....letting you off the hook.
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Go ahead..as the next lot does not compomise me..and I dont have to answer difficult questions...:do-one:
 
You know you're getting old when a neighbour turns 18 and you remember them being born.

This has just happened to me. :eek:
 
Re. mislaying reading glasses - I read somewhere that when you put your glasses down, you should take a mental photograph of them in situ, then you can remember where they are - only thing is, remembering to take the mental photo in the first place!
 
ossylass said:
Re. mislaying reading glasses - I read somewhere that when you put your glasses down, you should take a mental photograph of them in situ, then you can remember where they are - only thing is, remembering to take the mental photo in the first place!
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Quick answer.....if you only need glasses to read and have no other problems with you eyes....buy 5 pairs of ready made reading glasses at 1 pound a pair and scatter them about the house...my Spanish Keyboard has not got a pound sign...forgive :cool:
 
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