Clapping - too noisy?

[yerself]

I'm disappointed; I thought this thread would be about defecating cows.

I thought it was something to do with flatulent orientals.

 

[Eric]

I thought it was something to do with flatulent orientals.

... or Vanna White.

 

[yerself]

or Vanna White.

You got me there, had to Google her.

 

[accyman]

I was always told to wear clean underwear in case I was knocked down by a bus.

ironically poor advice as upon seeing the bus about to hit you one would promptly shat themselves

 

[Atarah]

I applaud MargaretR for this. You've got to hand it to Margaret P too for the way she handled her response. She could have just palmed it off.

Berbum Bob Dobson! Very cleverly worded post

 

[keith higson]

Kids or hankies?

 

[keith higson]

I always sent my kids to school with a little cotton hankie when they were small. Haven't seen one for ages.

Here we go again - Kids or Hankies??