Sayings
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That's what they call a rant I believe! How's about this one? Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
This one from Morecambe:
Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in.
Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in.
His mouths that big you could fit both hands in and still have room to wind wool.
Not very philosophical I know......but I like it.
Not very philosophical I know......but I like it.
Morecambe my left cheek! That was also confucious. Cheat LMAO
Man who goes through turn stiles sideways is going to Bangkok 
not so much a saying more of a curse.....'May your left ear fall off and fall into your right pocket'.
That sounds like an oriental phrase to me.
That sounds like an oriental phrase to me.
ROFL - I know it's Confucius
What I meant was it's carved on the ground in Morecambe amongst all the other bird sayings and poems and things.ROFL - I know it's Confucius
There's too many things carved into Morecambe LoL
confucius he say 'No such thing as rape.....girl with skirt up run faster than man with pants down'
Just LMAO, just LMAO
yes Willow....i know I shouldn't make fun of such a serious subject...but it was the only Confucius one that sprang to mind.......sorry, bad taste.
Pity that one isn't true.
I don't recall saying that it was.